"dinner is ready"
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa